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This is Bert. I live in Virginia (USA) if you wish to talk to me then take it upon yourself because I am bad at that. I can be quite awkward so just be prepared for that.
I enjoy lots of sports so at those times of the day/year then games are happening there will more posts for that sport.
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Pokemon, Zelda, Mario, General nintendo things, Harry Potter, any other video game, Glee, music related things, food, things I find funny, and whatever else I decide to post so just look at the bloged things below and keep scrolling because it will load endlessly as long as your internet doesn't suck... or you get to the end...

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warm-cider:

Fuck. Yeah.

hahahahaha

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Don’t mess with Chansey!

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#cute  
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sarahsprite:

fuckyeahashes:

w

HAT

I’ll

fuck

uhhhhhhh… now I wish I’d saved a hundred bill from my China trip to see if this is real…

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jakemulford:

Oops.

Understatement of the year.

Should have put it in Jello or something

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thedailywhat:

Posted Without Comment of the Day: Says @chiefbrody1984: “If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest today, I don’t believe you.”

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”I find the whole concept of being “sexy” embarrassing and confusing. If I do an interview with photographs people desperately want to change me — dye my hair blonder, pluck my eyebrows, give me a fringe. Then there’s the choice of clothes. I know everyone wants a picture of me in a mini-skirt. But that’s not me. I feel uncomfortable. I’d never go out in a mini-skirt. It’s nothing to do with protecting the Hermione image. I wouldn’t do that. Personally, I don’t actually think it’s even that sexy. What’s sexy about saying, “I’m here with my boobs out and a short skirt, have a look at everything I’ve got?” My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder.“ ― Emma Watson

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sharitwentyone:

Always wondered!

I used to sit in my room and tie double windsor knots in ties over and over. I WISH I HAD A BOWTIE AROUND TO PRACTICE WITH

gdfalksen:

Cyberpunk Eyes 

University of Washington researchers have figured out how to implant semitransparent red and blue LED lights in contact lenses, for the purpose of receiving and displaying data in sharp visual images and video. This means wearers will literally be able to watch TV or view photos that are projected directly onto their eyeballs.

hmmmmmmmm…. I’m just worried about how having light that close to your eye would damage it… 

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justanna21:

I am a Cool Ranch Dortio.

MY Cool Ranch Dorito :)

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